elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:
if tumblr was bought out for $1.1B and there are 60 million blogs that means each blog is worth $18.3
my blog is worth more than i am
Well actually it would cost anywhere between $5,000 - $250,000 to hire an assassin to kill you so chin up hun, you are worth so much more than $18.30
first the body parts comparison now the assassins thank you tumblr
(via babysitter-in-the-impala)
things i dont need in my life:
- wasps
- those stringy things on the banana
- commercials on youtube


after all the human beings die and the aliens visit earth. i hope this is the only photo they will see in the old ruined earth.
(via yer-a-blizzard-harreh)
RULE OF TUMBLR: WHENEVER YOU SEE THE OWNER OF TUMBLR ON UR DASH YOU MUST REBLOG HER
WE LUV U STEPMOMMY
(via jackedoff)
Oh my god this is giving me flashbacks to when Disney announced it was buying club penguin and there was a literal actual penguin protest in front of the clothes shop for like 4 hours straight I love society
(via richarcl)
i am reminded that english is a flawed language every time I am forced to use “that that” in a sentence
(via friedchicunt)
the worst part about having a crush on someone is everything
(via friedchicunt)

Obama selfies are the best selfies
can he be the president of the world
oh bama ily
(Source: garrettryne, via jennypriceless)
woops my 10 minute study break turned into a whole year
(via mentally-drained247)