elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

jusst-another-day:

simplymykayla:

cnnbreakingofficial:

if tumblr was bought out for $1.1B and there are 60 million blogs that means each blog is worth $18.3 

my blog is worth more than i am

Well actually it would cost anywhere between $5,000 - $250,000 to hire an assassin to kill you so chin up hun, you are worth so much more than $18.30

first the body parts comparison now the assassins thank you tumblr

(via babysitter-in-the-impala)

mermaidsandmisandry:

things i dont need in my life:

  • wasps
  • those stringy things on the banana
  • commercials on youtube

(via water-fire-earth-kimkardashian)

(Source: pocula, via charile)

tlyudacris:

after all the human beings die and the aliens visit earth. i hope this is the only photo they will see in the old ruined earth.

(via yer-a-blizzard-harreh)

drarna:

RULE OF TUMBLR: WHENEVER YOU SEE THE OWNER OF TUMBLR ON UR DASH YOU MUST REBLOG HER

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WE LUV U STEPMOMMY

(via jackedoff)

makkine:

makkine:

Oh my god this is giving me flashbacks to when Disney announced it was buying club penguin and there was a literal actual penguin protest in front of the clothes shop for like 4 hours straight I love society

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(via richarcl)

quazza:

i am reminded that english is a flawed language every time I am forced to use “that that” in a sentence

(via friedchicunt)

lampsarepeopletoo:

the worst part about having a crush on someone is everything

(via friedchicunt)

clubmoss:

clubmink:

burairium:

Obama selfies are the best selfies

can he be the president of the world

oh bama ily

(Source: garrettryne, via jennypriceless)

reblog if you’re satan

(Source: charizzaaa, via who-da-best)

dorfs:

woops my 10 minute study break turned into a whole year

(via mentally-drained247)

spankmehardbarry:

is that foodnun

(Source: cliterallysame, via toolazytolive)